(***ON CAM***)
HEY NOW! WELCOME TO PREVIEW REVIEW THIS WEEK! WELL LADIES AND GENTS SPOCK IS GAY.

THAT’S RIGHT ZACH QUINTO, THE ACTOR FROM “HEROS” AND THE NEW FRANCHISE OF STAR TREK

FILMS CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET THIS WEEK, AND CONGRATS TO HIM. IN THIS DAY AND AGE WHO

CARES IF HE’S GAY OR NOT HE WAS GREAT AS SPOCK SO IT’S ALL GOOD. BUT AH…I THINK WE ALL

KNOW WHERE THE OLE SPOCKER’S BEEN HUH? EWW…ALRIGHTY THIS WEEK THE “MUSKETEERS” ARE

BACK, “JOHNNY ENGLISH” IS BACK ON THE CASE, BUT FIRST WE’RE GETTING SPOOKY FOR THE

THIRD TIME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN “PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3.” CHECK IT OUT.
(***PARANORMAL TRAILER***)
In 1988, young sisters Katie and Kristi befriend an invisible entity who resides in

their home.
(***ON CAM***)
THE FIRST 2 SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME, SO THIS ONE SHOULD BE JUST AS FREAKY. THERE

NOTHING SCARIER THAN SEEING ONE THESE FLICKS AND GOING HOME IN THE DARK, I SWEAR IT’LL

FREAK YOU OUT A BIT. THIS IS A PREQUEL TO THE FIRST 2 FLICKS AND THIS ONE’S SHOWING

YOU WHY THESE 2 SISTERS ARE BEING TORMENTED. THESE FILMS GOT ME THINKING THOUGH, I

WONDER IF THERE’S ANY WEIRD HAPPENINGS AROUND US HERE AT THE PREVIEW REVIEW STUDIOS.

SO WE SET UP SOME CAMERAS, SEE WHAT HAPPENED.
(***OUR VIDEO***)
YEA…AND THAT’S “PARANORMAL ACTIVITY” LINGERED. NO MORE TACOS FOR YOU. NO…ALRIGHTY NEXT

UP WE’RE CHECKING OUT THE BRITSH COMEDY “JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN.”
(***JOHNNY ENGLISH TRAILER***)
Johnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down the Chinese

premier.
(***ON CAM***)
OH WOW…UMM…WELL IT’S BRITISH COMEDY, I GUESS THAT’S WHY WE WON THE WAR. I LIKE BRITSH

COMEDY DON’T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE “TOP GEAR”, I’M A FAN OF ALMOST ANYTHING RICKY

GERVAIS KICKS OUT, BUT WOW..THIS JUST LOOKS HORRIBLE. AND THE WORST PART, IT’S A

SEQUEL, THEY MADE A TON OF CASH ON THE FIRST ONE SO I GUESS WE’LL SEE HOW THIS DOES.

BUT JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU SEE ALL OF THE HILARIOUSNESS OF THE BRITS HERE’S A GREAT

MONTAGE OF HILARITY FROM THEM.
(***CLIPS***)
YEA…STILL LOOKS HORRIBLE. NEXT UP HAVE NO FEAR THE “THREE MUSKETEERS” ARE HERE. CHECK

IT OUT.
(***3 MUSKETEERS TRAILER***)
The hot-headed young D’Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down on

their luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her

villainous employer from seizing the French throne and engulfing Europe in war.
(***ON CAM***)
WELP…WE’RE REHASING THESE. IT’S LOOKS DECENT, BUT THE 3-D THING DOES SCARE ME, USUALLY

THESE TYPES OF LIVE ACTION DEALS END UP NOT NEEDING THE 3-D. ONE OF MY FAVORITE

ACTORS CHRISTOP WALTZ IS IN THIS SO THAT’S A BIT OF A DRAW FOR ME. BUT WE HERE AT

“PREVIEW REVIEW” SEE THE 3 OF US AS OUR KIND OF THREE MUSKETEERS RIGHT GUYS….ONE FOR

ALL AND ALL FOR
(***WE ALL SAY DIFFERENT THINGS***)
AH..WELL…MAYBE NOT SO MUCH, ALRIGHTY THAT’S GOING TO DO IT FOR PREVIEW REVIEW THIS

WEEK YADA YADA